…. or trying to anyway. Being the most “tech-savvy” person constantly at home (that’s really not saying much, by the way), I got recruited to create various websites for the family. I can now read a tiny, little, itty-bitty amount of HTML code, which I guess is something. I am going to leap into style sheets soon, and hopefully I will conquer it. Maybe, in the next five or ten years, I will be able to put out a nice-looking, well-flowing website. By then there will be something much better. (You always have to close something computer/internet related with that statement. Nothing lasts very long in technology; at least, I haven’t seen it if something has!)

It is only when they go wrong that machines remind you how powerful they are.
— Clive James

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked.
— Jeff Pesis

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.
— Paul Ehrlich

Technology has the shelf life of a banana.
— Scott McNealy

Just because something doesn’t do what you planned it to do doesn’t mean it’s useless. [I’ve got to remember this one]
— Thomas Alva Edison