Our radar is acting up right now; that’s the only way I can explain this one:

Global warming conference canceled by sudden snow storm.


We passed a church on the way home the other day, and this was on the sign:

Need a new look? Come inside for a faith lift.


Here’s a few other ridiculous church slogan thingys (I goin’ technical on you again!):

Church shopping? We’re open Sundays.

ATM inside: Atonement, Truth, and Mercy

Free tickets to Heaven. Details inside.

The best vitamin for a Christian is to B1.


I don’t like corny, “witty”, irreverent church signs; I promise I have seen all of these and more! These things drive me crazy! “I can’t stand ’em; I just can’t stand ’em!”

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