Our radar is acting up right now; that’s the only way I can explain this one:
Global warming conference canceled by sudden snow storm.
We passed a church on the way home the other day, and this was on the sign:
Need a new look? Come inside for a faith lift.
Here’s a few other ridiculous church slogan thingys (I goin’ technical on you again!):
Church shopping? We’re open Sundays.
ATM inside: Atonement, Truth, and Mercy
Free tickets to Heaven. Details inside.
The best vitamin for a Christian is to B1.
I don’t like corny, “witty”, irreverent church signs; I promise I have seen all of these and more! These things drive me crazy! “I can’t stand ’em; I just can’t stand ’em!”